This game involves
reliving your childhood by watching an episode of the Dukes of Hazzard.
Make sure you have some cans/pint of lager an settle down in front of
the early 80s televisual gem. Here's how the game works:
Take a mouthful of
lager every time the following happens:
The episode opens with a car chase.
The Dukes decide to just lose Rosco/Enos/Cletus rather than pull over.
You hear the General's horn.
The General goes airborne.
Rosco tries to eat Boss's food and is denied.
Rosco bellows "Goo, Goo, Goo."
Rosco says "Cuff'em and Stuff'em!"
Rosco's car crashes during a chase.
Boss blames "Dem Duke boys!" for a crime.
Boss is holding/counting money.
Boss is eating.
Daisy is wearing "Daisy Duke" shorts.
Bo and Luke mention violating their probation.
Bo or Luke slides across the General's hood.
Rosco/Enos/Cletus attempt to arrest the Dukes and they run away.
Every time anyone uses their handle on the CB.
Enos gets nervous around Daisy.
Anyone besides Daisy changes clothes during an episode.
If anyone goes to Chickasaw County.
Take two large mouthfuls of lager every time the following happens:
All of the main characters are in the final car chase.
Bo and Luke use bows with dynamite arrows.
Rosco actually eats some of Boss's food.
Cletus and/or Enos actually arrest the Dukes without a chase.
The Dukes actually commit a crime.
The Dukes spend a night in jail.
Bo and Luke change clothes in an episode.
Cooter's wearing clean clothes... including a clean hat.
Bad guys are not some how associated wtih Boss during the episode.
Down a whole can/pint if the following happens:
More than three cars explode in one episode.
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